I need a little help with the whole Easter Bunny thing. I don't really get it. So far today I have been asked the following questions by Gwen
1- What is the Easter Bunny's name? I answered Peter Cottontail, is that right? I remember a song about Peter Cottontail hoppin' down the bunny trail or something...
2- Where does the Easter Bunny live? Uh....Bunny Land..... I guess.
3- Where is Bunny Land? well, next to the North Pole of course!
G: But bunnies don't like snow
Me: Well it is warm in Bunny Land
G: but it is cold in the North Pole
Me: well, just because they are by eachother doesn't mean they are the same temperature....
4- How did the Easter Bunny get to Wal-Mart? On his bicycle.
G: Bunnies ride bicycles??
Help. Seriously, it doesn't help either that they have those pre-filled Easter baskets at the store. She had loads of questions about those. So now our version of the Easter Bunny is a bicycle riding bunny who lives in the North Pole and buys candy at Wal-mart to bring to our house and then takes the eggs that we colored and hides them. Oh yes and he also has the moms pick out the Easter dresses and he pays us back later. What a weird bunny.
I was not well equipped to handle Easter this year. How I am supposed to play the Easter Bunny when Gwen is always with me?
What were your Easter traditions? I am considering bagging the whole Easter Bunny thing before I mess it up so bad that he blows Santa's cover. What do you think?