Okay, you know that note going around facebook where you google "[insert your name here] needs"? I just did that for Blaine and I and Blaine's was way, WAY better than mine. Here you go...
1. Blaine needs couches
2. Blaine needs to help fight the War on Terror!
3. Blaine needs to be rotated at 90°
4. Blaine needs to do us all a favor and disappear
5. blaine needs yo digits
6. Blaine needs to go flip burgers at BK
7. As President of Harvard, I hereby decree that Blaine needs a** (wow)
8. Blaine needs to turn 1 more or gain 18 more Vampire points to reach the next level
9. To be honest, I think Mr. Blaine needs some kind of help
10. It's annoying, Blaine needs to realize that
So much for sharing your name with David Blaine eh? Be sure to send Blaine "yo digits".