Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Panic

Have you ever felt your heart actually stop beating? It hurts, and scares the living daylights out of you. I can think of two instances in particular where I am pretty sure my heart has skipped a beat...or two...or three.

The first is today. We went to Costco with a friend and shortly after entering the store Ivy started a cry fest that lasted the duration of our Costco trip and half of the ride home. I had just noticed that the incessant screaming had stopped and about two minutes later I hear Gwen say, "Wow Mom! Ivy's lips are PURPLE". And I am thinking, oh my gosh, she is suffocating or choking or something and that is why she stopped screaming, I am a horrible mother! SLAM on the breaks, tear off my seat belt and lunge to the backseat to see a smiling baby with very much pink lips. Mental note...teach Gwen the difference between pink and purple.

The second time happened about a year ago. Bentley was new to playing in his saucer and I would stick him in it upstairs while I would come down here and blog clean. I felt a bit guilty but on the other hand, he seemed happy and I always checked to make sure there were no choking hazards within reach or on his saucer. Anyway, one day I was down here blogging away meticulously scrubbing the floors when I heard Gwen from upstairs say, "MOM! MOM! Bentley is turning all red!". I bolted upstairs with my heart pounding in my chest and found Bentley and he was red, but so was the entire room. The sun was just shining through our new bright red ikea curtains. Talk about hearts stopping in chests. Whew...

I guess my heart kind of skipped a beat today when Gwen, in the car, said..."Mom, you have two daughters, one husband, one boy dog, and one son...and another son in the sky". Since I know kids have divine intuition or whatever I was thinking, oh no...not again! I need more time. I'll have another baby, but please please, just a few more years, or at the very least a few more months (note: I mean at the very very very very very least)! It took me entirely too long to realize that she meant the "sun" in the sky and not a future brother in the sky. Thank goodness!!


6 comments:

Blaine said...

Great post. Very funny stuff, although it's scary to think how not funny it could have been. I guess before I ever think about how hard a day has been I should think how glad I am that I didn't get a call that something like this has happened. ("Like this" = Ivy choking, Ben choking, or you finding out you're pregnant :)

JoAnna said...

You are too funny!!

julianne orth said...

ha ha, I always think my kids have divine intervention too, well then sydney told me i was going to have 17 kids, and i decided she was full of bologna after that.

Janelle said...

I've got the same set of kids as you: a girl, almost four, a two year old boy, and a three-month girl. After the third was born the first kept talking about her baby brother who was coming next... Yikes! I hear you!

Bart said...

All you have to do is make a toast at New Year's to no new babies that year. Then you (and all of your friends that participate) get cursed and don't have babies for at least 4 years (not saying you can't, necessarily, but you don't). Try it next year.

Wendy said...

Dad and I are giggling over that post!!