Cut off

This morning I woke up to find that the internet was in shambles, which by extension meant my world was in shambles. I opened explorer and it wouldn't let me go anywhere. It kept asking for a network key which, uh...what? and then it said if I didn't have one to visit such and such website to get one. Um, oversight.....how in the world am I supposed to visit a website if you won't let me access the internet????

How can I get technical supports phone number with no internet access?

How can I finish my taxes?

Find out what's on sale at Randalls?

Cook my dinner tonight?

Pay my bills?

Communicate with the world????

Find the flight information for my mother in law?

Buy an air mattress for our houseguests?

How can I do any of those things without internet access. I was in a panic all morning and seriously freaking out. Not so much freaking out that I couldn't get online but freaking out about how completely useless I am as a person without the internet.

Seriously, I was all panicky because the recipe I was going to make for dinner is on the internet and how could I possibly cope without the recipe!

Plus, what was the weather going to be like?

Plus....

Needless to say the internet is back and I want to go sob in a corner from how scary it was to not have it.

I'm pathetic.